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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Andyman's Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to move to have that comment stricken from the record.Quote:
Originally posted by MM4:
My lawyer advise me that you are ugly....
Andyman: Your honor? Who in the hell are you talking too? There no one honorable in this room!
Andyman's Lawyer: Your honor, we'd like to change my client's plea to guilty for reasons of insanity.
Andyman: NWTF?
*walks in with council and co-council*
Mort's Lawyer's: our client demands fresh donuts
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 03, 2006 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font>
*looks up from staring at a rosary*
What? I was just cross examining!
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 03, 2006 10:12 AM: Message edited by: That Chet Guy ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Andyman's lawyer smack's Mort's lawyer in the head with a baseball bat*Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
*walks in with council and co-council*
Mort's Lawyer's: our client demands fresh donuts
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ May 03, 2006 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Mortitia ]</font></font>
Andyman: You idiot! I said I demand "CONSESSIONS" not "CONCUSSIONS"!
Suit #1: "Tonight.... on an all new... 'Baimun's World.'..."
Suit #2: "It's CRAAAZY.... CRAZY I TELL YOU!!!"
Suit #1: "Several lives hang in the balance... while Baimun may have to break all the rules to save them...."
Suit #2: "DON'T MISS IT!!!!"
Sorry... my Lawyer wouldn't return my calls... so I found one guy who TV promos and his buddy who does radio ads. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At last, an order in the court!Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
*walks in with council and co-council*
Mort's Lawyer's: our client demands fresh donuts
Grail: Who are we speaking to? They are no judge here!!
Grail's Lawyer: shut up! You'll throw our cause out the window!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At last, an order in the court!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Judge holds Chet in contempt*Quote:
Originally posted by That Chet Guy:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mortitia:
*walks in with council and co-council*
Mort's Lawyer's: our client demands fresh donuts
Judge holds Andyman incompetent.
*Andyman holds judge*